The above is an example of something I can now accomplish in less than an hour at the beach while wearing SPF 45.
Methotrexate has given me the gift of awkward tan lines.
There are quite a few things your doctors warn you about when you’re about to start taking the more serious sounding medications, but a super tanning power isn’t really one of them. But, wait! This means people with sensitive skin are turning into lobsters in the time it took me to write this sentence. Ah, another day, another “amusing” observation.
If anyone is looking for someone to tan really easily refer them to me!